Hrrrrrrmmmm. 🤨
I see some rudimentary fact checking is required! Well I’ll be damned! It just HAS to be true! The authoress of this scholarly article is one Rachael Wenitsky. Hrmmmmmm…physiology suggests membership in (((the tribe))) though. She certainly has the credentials of a professional investigate journalist…
There are no easy answers, men. We’re going to have to independently confirm or debunk this. Pete - we need a high priority nipple study! From some porn I’ve seen I’ve been told that nipple confirmation is all over the place. There’s puffy ones, perky and even pancake nipples. Gaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh…
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HARRRRRRUUMMMMPMPMPPFFFF! Excuse me!
Cederq - you’ll handle the bung study, you should be able to bum a vernier caliper from Phil. Get some rubber gloves too…
As for me…I’ll see if we can get a professional stripper to help us out! She’s going to have to be incredibly flexible. With something like this we’ll definitely qualify for govt funding… I’m sure we should be able to count on at least $40 mill from the Turdo liberals. Probly three times that if we extend the study to include lesbians!
If you have any scientific recommendations for us, feel free to leave them in the comments.
You can't clench your butthole without also clenching your vagina.
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Behold my manly powers, making pussy twitch across the world.
The rest of you are excused, unless you really are filthy sodomites that got off on doing that, in which case feel free to go autoerotically stimulate on a belt sander. Drenched in napalm.
Unless you are a colleague. Go home and substitute blender for belt sander. Don't forget the napalm. This is most cheaply made by mixing petrol and styrofoam. Experiment to discover the optimum mix.
Unless you are a neighbour, in which case go into the remote countryside. Don't forget to take a portable generator.
Bad attitude, Anony. Glen, don't forget to put in for US funding, this is obviously of critical, international importance. Remember, pics, or it didn't happen!
ReplyDeleteShe'd be better off if the bag over her head was as big as her exit ramp. Nasty bint.
ReplyDeleteStrippers? Well, most of the ones I used to know are retired. Except this one 14 carat chrome plated bitch on a stick I used to date, but she's out in California... no, wait. That bitch is dead. Okay, well, I'll start looking out on the Sullivant Stroll.
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Bear spray? Check.
Sap? Check.
Carry pistol? Check, with one up the pipe.
Glove compartment pistol? Check, but remember to put one up the pipe.
Shotgun? Got it.
Spare shells? Box of 25, high brass, number four shot.
Digital camera for evidence and such? Yep, and the batteries are fresh.
Now, wait for the sun to go down.
There once was a girl named Jill, who used dynamite for her thrill.
ReplyDeleteThey found her vagina in North Carolina, and bits of her tits in Brazil...