From The Goddess Of The Sewers, Cloacina…

Y’know what? If they can do it… so can I. Cackula Harris can get up in front of a bunch of hooting, gibbering black baboons at a political rally and caper about, pretending she’s black and everyone has to play along and pretend she is and be serious about it. Then there’s that retarded woman that’s a fake indian. After that there’s the endless freak show of fake genders and sex perverts that we have to pretend are sane leaders. 

Whatever. I now identify as a Roman emporer. I’m even gonna run around in a toga with a crown of cabbage and you fags’ll all have to bow and scrape before me or get charged with a hate crime. 

I’m probly gonna need a pronoun now. Polite, serious suggestions in the comments, please!!! ☺️👍

But - you will find your new emperor a benevolent leader, blessed by his patron gods and goddesses. Today I shall share their gifts with the unworthy proles, peons and peasantry! 

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Remember! No rude jokes at my expense!!! That’s hateful cruel intolerance, and intolerance will not be tolerated!!!

Crassus