Wednesday, September 4, 2024

Crassus Filthicus And Friends: Lady Humilis

 I’m an expert on ancient Roman culture because I watched the pornographic version of Spartacus. But - there’s a few gaps in my knowledge and sometimes it leads to confusion. In Ancient Rome the boss was called a Dominus. If the boss was a lady, she was called a domina. So it went with names - Octavian was a man, his eeevil slutty sister was Octavia. Referring to our handy chart:



Would her name be Lady Humilis? Or Humilla?



Since the Kippers and Limeys have decided to start attacking foreign politically incorrect nationals… I’ll probably be getting beaten up this time by the social justice operatives from MI6. They’ll probably torture me by forcing me to eat ethnic food…



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Ulp….d’ya think they’ll go easy and maybe give me faggots n) peas…?


1 comment:

  1. Humilla. Latin is a gendered language, after all. My problem is that I can't remember if you would use one "l" or two at the end. It's been a long time since I took (Burgerland High School) Latin 1 and 2.

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