Meet the deadliest Canadian super villain on the list, fellas!
The Bubbler
He has a string of priors a mile long. He cuts in line at Sobey’s and the liquor store. He farts in elevators and scratches his bum before rifling the produce. Last week we thought we had him when he was caught in the act knocking off the local Packie Mart… but Constable JL slipped on a banana peel and pooched the bust! He made off with two cartons of cigarettes and a fistful of Slim Jim’s. Needless to say - the Red Coats have been taken off the case!! The Bubbler is too much for conventional law enforcement.
Pete - we’re gonna need you on the slide whistle; backed up by Don on the kazoo. How’s your arm, Cederq? Think you can take him out with a meringue pie? The rest of ya’s… BB guns, Pop guns - whatever ya got! This guy’s going DOWN! HARD!!!
The Dawgmobile smells like a horrible cauliflower fart right now… so I’ll be over-seeing the entire op from the surveillance van. Let’s get after him fellas!!! I want this peon behind bars!
Look sharp, Red! We’re going in…
Ol' Goldfish Bowlhead.
ReplyDeleteIt must be a Canadian thing.
Are the Sino-Canadian Friendship Centers open yet?
No shirking on rickshaw cart duty or Turdeau will get ya!