Hmpfffffff.

It would appear that the shoveltar is strictly 

a man’s proposition. 

 

I was born with no sense of rhythm or musical ability.  It’s so bad I can’t even sing along at church hymns.

I look at guys like this and they must be instinctively able to view a song or a riff the same way I might view a painting. They can see the beginning and the end of an arrangement and they can literally do anything they want in between. This monkey plays the instrument and strums it with both hands. Mark Knopfler does that too. I swear they can see the music as well as hear it. 

And somehow I know that if I shared talent like that…it would ruin music for me.