But if #1 was FEEL 15 years younger while still looking old, I might go for it. Looking 15 years younger while still feeling old would suck ass. #6 would come in handy when you need to slap some asshole into next week, but if #8 works then you won't need #6. And #7 covers a lot of ground - being rich is a super-power according to Bruce Wayne.
I am 63 but people think I'm 50. I feel 63, though, and it sucks. Then again, as Billy Crystal used to say, "It is better to look good than to feel good."
Wait a minute... isn't CC that big, fat blimp that was chitting all over Trump in the debates awhile back? I know most of the Canadian political turd brains but keeping track of all the American ones are multiplying by the looks of it and I can't keep track of them all, HAR HAR HAR!!!
If you were super strong the Old Lady would only expect you to work harder and do more chores... which in turn make the rest of us look bad and our better halfs would all start nagging us to follow your example!
6 and 7. 4 is tempting, but it's not clear whether it's a permanent effect or I'd have to take the pill every time I wanted to eat. Money means I could get liposuction if obesity were a real problem, and strength is always good.
Most of the others can be addressed with enough money, one way or another.
Now if there was a "permanently double your IQ" pill, I'd go for that.
7 and 8 are the only real choices.
ReplyDeleteBut if #1 was FEEL 15 years younger while still looking old, I might go for it. Looking 15 years younger while still feeling old would suck ass. #6 would come in handy when you need to slap some asshole into next week, but if #8 works then you won't need #6. And #7 covers a lot of ground - being rich is a super-power according to Bruce Wayne.
Good points Don...
DeleteI am 63 but people think I'm 50. I feel 63, though, and it sucks. Then again, as Billy Crystal used to say, "It is better to look good than to feel good."
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BWAHAHAHA. Says nothing about losing current weight.
DeleteSteve S6
Wait a minute... isn't CC that big, fat blimp that was chitting all over Trump in the debates awhile back? I know most of the Canadian political turd brains but keeping track of all the American ones are multiplying by the looks of it and I can't keep track of them all, HAR HAR HAR!!!
Delete2. My wife knows how to do this, and has me at a serious disadvantage.
ReplyDelete6. I want my strength back more than anything. MS sucks.
You and me brother! I would pick #6 Super Strong over all of them!
DeleteYou're a tard, C!
DeleteIf you were super strong the Old Lady would only expect you to work harder and do more chores... which in turn make the rest of us look bad and our better halfs would all start nagging us to follow your example!
No cheap recreational drugs for you!!!
I suffer from MS as Don't mind me, it sucks the strength out of you... Still a tard though.
Delete5- no thanks i hit my head often enough already.
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Yeah no chit. I have gotten more Barney Rubble goose eggs lately than I know what to do with! Maybe I should wear a lid or something...
Delete3 & 4.
ReplyDeleteThat is all.
I think we all have women we'd wished never happened and we'd never met, JL...
Delete6 and 7. 4 is tempting, but it's not clear whether it's a permanent effect or I'd have to take the pill every time I wanted to eat. Money means I could get liposuction if obesity were a real problem, and strength is always good.
ReplyDeleteMost of the others can be addressed with enough money, one way or another.
Now if there was a "permanently double your IQ" pill, I'd go for that.
Sorry A... but if they ever develop a real IQ pill... there are so many people that need it much, much more than you do...
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