Friday, May 31, 2024

It’s Retard School Film Time!!!

Quiet everyone! It’s…everyone …! … settle down, please! Cederq, you little shit - I saw that!!! Quiet everyone… put that back in your pants, Chutes!!! Jesus, I’ll never be able to un-see that!!! Settle down everyone….!!! Quiet…please….

STFU, YOU LITTLE RETARDED BASTURDS!!! 



Thank you!!! Sheeesh!!! It’s just gotta be Friday! Folks… we’re going to do the first innernet retard webinar where we’re gonna learn ya all about yaselves! Gimme a second to thread the film through the 8mm projector… gawddammit Pete! If ya gotta throw up, do it in the damned washroom!!! GAH!!!

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While I go down the hall to get a mop, a pail and quick drink from the janitor…enjoy the show!

Behave yourselves while I’m gone!!! No monkeyshines, Art!!! There’ll be a quiz after the show!!!

I’ll be back soon! Behave yourselves!!! 😡
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3 comments:

  1. Tree MikeMay 31, 2024 at 2:49 PM

    That WAS educational! The music, though, really carried it. Thank you.

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  2. TexsonMay 31, 2024 at 2:53 PM

    This is one of your weirdness benchmarks. Thanks... now where is that janitor?

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  3. AnonymousMay 31, 2024 at 5:43 PM

    Whoever produced this two minutes and fourteen seconds of enlightenment really understood what the old 16mm propaganda films looked and sounded like. This is a great film, and I hope we all learned something.

    From the film, not the porno mags.

    Mad Jack

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