Wednesday, May 15, 2024

I So Wish This Was Real News

 


When I was 8 years old I wanted to smoke cigarettes, have my own M16
and bandoliers of ammunition and hand grenades.
It drove my shitlib mother insane.

The hell of it is I STILL want all that stuff.
Dunno what I’d actually DO with it other than make lots of noise
and a nuisance of myself.

😂👍


2 comments:

  1. Yeah...I know it's fake...but of all the services the Marines would've actually taken that kid and made him their mascot/good luck charm. The Army (Big Army not the Rangers or Green Berets) would've sent him back home, same with the Air Force--the Navy--I shudder to think what would've happened to that kid below decks---but the Marines I could see them hiding him from their officers--telling their Sr NCOs (only if caught), feeding him parts of their MREs and taking care of the kid like Big Bros take care of their Little Bros--and yeah giving him a little trigger time on a machine-gun.

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  2. I figure the navy would have used him to play "pin the tail on the cabin boy". Poor kid.

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