Wednesday, May 15, 2024

Belay That, Captain!

 


There’s a rude joke in the bible about how a fella’s better off living on the roof of his house rather than in it with a contentious woman. Many women today are unable to discern between being interesting and being contentious.

For me… the pancakes are great, the boring chores aren’t bad…and I’m okay without the interesting life. A lot of these people that think they’re interesting are so painfully, dreadfully dull. But whadda I know? 


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  1. Past a certain point, you'll have heard every "interesting" story they've ever told, often repeatedly, and "interesting" often overlaps with needless drama. Who needs that? Find someone compatible, not interesting. A nice pancake breakfast to start a nice quiet day is very nice for me.

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  2. Herself the Petitioner (a.k.a the X-wife) was hardly boring. After what she did, I'll take the pancakes, thank you. Having a woman cook for you and sharing your morning is part of feeling awake.

    The bible was right though. Although I think the quote was you were better off in the wilderness than living with a quarrelsome woman. Sage advice.

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  3. The last thing I need is a woman trying to run my life for me. I can screw it up just fine on my own.

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    1. A man can screw up his life just fine all on his own. But to make it truly miserable, it takes a woman's touch.

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  4. I tell my wife often 'thank you for being sane'; i hear the younger guys at work often talking about the drama with their wives and it makes me thankful i don't have any of that in my life.

    Exile1981

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    1. You are a fortunate man indeed

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    2. second that, fortunate indeed to find a sane one.

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    3. Been fortunate she married me, it will be 23 years shortly but we were older when we tied the knot and i wonder if both of us having been done our 20's helped us be mature enough to have the stable traditional marriage we do have

      Exile1981

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  5. Many women today are unable to discern between a woman and a guy in a fat girl clown costume!

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