Y’know I used to yuk it up about the ‘Flat Earth’ stuff because I thought it was all a gag. But… I’m seeing stuff on Blab and OyTube that leads me to suspect that some folks truly take it seriously and believe ‘globe theory’ is some kind of psyop.
That is now the peril of Clown world. I’d love to crack a rude joke about this but there are no doubt people that think men can share in the birth experience by taking a chit! And they’re serious too! The mind wobbles.
Here I sit
Cheeks a-flexin’
Giving birth
To another Texan…
I give birth to an huge Turdoo every morning and finish it with a Freeland swirl and peanut!
ReplyDeleteChutes Magoo
Hrrrrrrrmmmmmm. I dunno if I should be jealous or not, Chutes! 😂👍
DeleteHere I sit upon the pooper, trying to create another state trooper.
ReplyDeleteA really good argument for Flat Earth, is how rabidly it is suppressed by clownworld. I've seen enough evidence to reject our going to the moon. One little detail like the Lunar Command Module wouldn't stop back ground space radiation, much less (alleged) Van Allen Radiation Belt level of death radiation.
ReplyDeleteEverything The Establishment tells or teaches us is something between mild misdirection to blatant lying. I now approach everything from Legacy, Take it for Granted, "info, facts, common sense" with a 50 lb bag of salt.
Since, at least the 50's, everything important has been some level of psyop. US psyops go all the way back to the British/Dutch/Joo banking oligarchs taking over the independent American banking system post Revolution.
There, that should elevate me in The Lists. Likely, you too, sorry. I justify this with we need to make people think outside of their normalcy bias boxes.
Yeah but consider the Clown World persecution…if you want to de-legitimize the skeptics and mock them…a good way to do that is to beat up the obvious flakes and clowns of the flat earth movement and liken your other detractors to them.
DeleteBy saying flat earthers are “conspiracy theorists” you can smear your other detractors with that term.
Oh ffs, why can't they just eat a bran muffin and birth an Obama like the rest of us instead of being so dramatic?
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Friedrich Braunschmitt the III was a buttbaby and his brother Dugan Heimerschmitt.
ReplyDelete20 years ago, that might have been a MAD Magazine satire...but this is peak Clown World.
ReplyDeleteJesus wept....or maybe He would if He had anymore tears to cry. If I were him, I'd probably be laughing at this point.