Only FIVE Times?!?!?

 Errrrrr.... HARRRUMMMPFPFPFPFFFF! Alrighty then!

I'm gonna go out on a limb, here: If you round up all those female psychopaths, I will bet you a dollar to a donut that 95% of those female psychopaths are liberal, gay, feminist, marxist/socialist, single, and/or live with cats.

And - if we can be loose about our definitions of a woman (don't be a bigot!!!)... we can account for the remaining 5% too..