Yechchcht!!! Get outta here with that shite!
Take it over to Cederq’s with my compliments!
HAR HAR HAR!
I think they still make this crud don’t they? Today’s coffee faggot will put on airs of fake sophistication by going to Starbucks and ordering boiled down crap mixed with chocolate, cinnamon and candy sprinkles. Then he’ll go sit down and flirt with creepy green haired lesbians with nose rings and pierced eyebrows and gawd knows what else! GAH.
Some of ‘em are so dumb they can’t read the directions and measure it out - so they buy prewrapped single serving packages. Ya rip the end off, pour the powder into a cup of hot water and stir. No! Just…no!
It’s no wonder people flip out with AK47s. Sophisticated coffee? What the hell is wrong with people? It’s not a contest….
The tins made dandy storage containers for small items and loose change.
ReplyDeleteCederq had a post some time ago mocking some soyboy whose coffeepot was on the fritz, and he was at a loss over it. I looked around me, and counted 15 different ways I could make it if my machine broke. The first being that I go to the pantry and pull out the next "new in box" machine. I also counted a dozen ways I could heat water with the power out. Last on the list was the jar of instant coffee on the top back shelf in the kitchen. It hasn't been touched in years, but is there as a last ditch option.
ReplyDeleteAs soon as I saw the picture I thought of Cederq.
ReplyDeleteHe saves that stuff for special occasions when I wants to impress some fat lady on a walker that lives in the complex across the street. I’m sure his daily brew is Sanka.
Boy, have you got it wrong Deathray, I have that shit for the spastic Parkinson lady across the street on a mobility scooter. You get her wound up and it is a better than a rodeo bull ride that lasts longer than 8 seconds...
ReplyDeleteI used to like that stuff as a kid.
ReplyDeleteI have reason to believe that shit was instrumental in my parents' dementia and ultimate demise.