Tuesday, February 13, 2024

The New Adventures Of Cannon


I suppose it’s too much to ask Hollywood to
bring back this heavy hitting cop show.
They’d probably race-swap him for some fat boon like
Orca Winfrey…

This demanding role calls for a FOWG.
(Fat Old White Guy).


4 comments:

  1. Hollywierd? not a chance, but maybe by Daily Wire? Hmmm... FOWG!! that one's killin me!

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  2. That pointless SMG with scope in EFNY was inspired by a John Wayne role and the movie was in response to Charles Bronson's great vigilante flicks.
    Today it would be some pink haired queef beating up people twice her size while packing a toy laser gun.
    Hill Street Blues and Magnum PI were kind of cool...all that faded glory.

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  3. Hill Street Blues was AWESOME…

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    1. Until it was ruined like every new cop show is, by focusing on personal problems of the characters because the writers have run out of plots.

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