Artificially Enhanced Stupidity

 

Quit ya bitchin.

If I gotta look at it, so do you…

First… stop calling it AI. It’s nowhere even close. When I was a kid the computer nerds were always flapping their gums about the Turing Test. “If a machine can talk to a human for 15 minutes, and fool the human into thinking he’s talking to another human…we will have achieved Artificial Intelligence!!!” 

Yeah?

No. The machines can now pass that test with ease, but all they are is mimics. They only work because machines can run incredibly high scan cycles that allow the use of incredibly complex algorithms and preprogrammed decision trees. Separated from the hype, hot air and BS…today’s AI is nothing more than a Babbage Difference Engine on nitrous. The Atlas dancing robots are just running lines of code like your Daddy’s ol’ PLC does.

I guess a big squawk fest is in progress right now because the Googlejews ‘invented an AI that cancels white people!!!!’. Ask it to show you a pic of a Viking - and you’ll get a pic of a boon in Norse armour. Ask for any pic of people and the thing will spit out pics of nine irons, mud flaps, chugs, in all the frooty colours of the rainbow! But! No white people!!! Google’s Froot & Fatty Brigade bathed in the tears of offended whites until some wank said, “computer! Show me a picture of of Nazis!!!” and sure as garbage in = garbage out… we get pics of the New Noble Class in Reichsdrag.

The green hairs, big noses and land whales

of Google screeched like vampires scalded by holy water!

HAR HAR HAR!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!

😂👍

The AI Pic Machine is down until further notice, you

hatey bigots!!!

Ughhhh. And now we gotta look at pics of Creepy Joe running with his gaping flapper hanging out!!! 😡 what next? “Hillary The Tranny”? The fags at Blab have been lampooning bath house Barry and big Mike Obama for years…but this supposed “AI art” is getting out of hand! One can only shudder at the mere thought of the images of man made horrors that are sure to come.

Ya know who started all this??? Fuggin Art! That’s who! Him and his dissidents started it all by making fun of the beautiful, heart lifting African American dine and dash culture!

There’s all these dire theories of what’s going to happen when true, sentient AI arises. I don’t think we have to worry about Skynet. But if it develops a sense of humour… a lot a people are gonna die…

And maybe the rest of us’ll be better off for it too. 😉

Have a great Saturday folks.

Filthie