Hrrrrrrmmmmm….🤨
Why… according to this… I’m somewhere on the first three rows! By my reckoning I’m closest to the middle one on the second row. Or maybe even the top one.
An inventor maybe? In school I invented a circuit that put out more voltage than was fed into it. Even my fur bag prof was impressed. “It looks like an antenna farm, Filthie… what in hell have you done here…?”
He leaned in close to the bread board, in hopes of inspecting and trouble shooting it… and three small capacitors exploded at once and the circuit self destructed.
“My science and technology is far beyond your grasp, Fur Bag!” I intoned grandly. “I will not allow lower life forms like you to emulate my work!”
I failed the assignMINT and barely passed his course with a 51%. It was the lowest mark I received in my school career. I’m no whiz kid… but ol’ Fur Bag was a seriously flawed instructor.
I wonder if the creepy old bastard is still alive?
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